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20 Questions

Opening titles on the 20 Questions television ...

Opening titles on the 20 Questions television panel show, on which they did not ask questions as good as mine (1949–1955) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

  1. What the hell?
  2. Who said what now?
  3. Why can’t I get off the couch?
  4. Who ate all the donuts?
  5. Is that my cummerbund?
  6. Who ate all the cummerbunds?
  7. How many houseplants can I kill this quarter?
  8. What is my dog thinking?
  9. How low CAN you go?
  10. Why not?
  11. Are you sure that’s my mannequin?
  12. What creature is living in the tower?
  13. How fast WAS I going, officer?
  14. What is Alan Cumming’s deal?
  15. Why was the bundt cake invented?
  16. Seriously, who needed a cake shaped like that?
  17. Do you prefer Elementary or Sherlock?
  18. Why will no one come do the dishes?
  19. Do you think you have a better bicycle pump than I do? Because you are wrong.
  20. You know, that one guy with face?

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