Lisa Beth Johnson
Listening to a country music station, pretending all the songs are about Hanukkah.
Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf
I’ll be honest with you, I don’t know anything about Hanukkah, but with all those candles, it seems pretty sexy.
Dora The Menorah #ThanksgivukkahParadeFloats
if anyone wants to celebrate a festival of lights I’m going to a jewish rave right now
Quick, what has more spellings, Hanukkah or Gaddafi?
If you’re a procrastinator, just light 108 candles on the last night of Hanukkah.
Happy Hanukkah to half of Drake!
My 5-year-old cousin asked “why do we only get Hanukkah for 8 days and Christmas gets all the days from Halloween to New Year’s?”
Tonight at sunset, Hanukkah begins. Also: Chanukah, Hockeymom, Honkycat, ComicCon, Cthulhuthon, and ChakaKhan.
After this year, the next time Chanukah and Thanksgiving will coincide is the year 76942. Your mother wants to know if you’re coming home.
Every workplace Hanukkah display screams, “We legally had to do this.”
Oh, so my drunken comments haven’t just ruined Thanksgiving, they also ruined Hanukkah.
“HanuCAW” – Jewish Crow
Every store I went to was sold out of Hanukkah Ham.
Hanukkah and Thanksgiving grip an enchanted skull at the same time, causing a hilarious holiday switch in ˝Vice Versa 2: Let’s Get Chewish˝.
Because of its position on the ˝Prayer vs. Jelly Donut˝ matrix, Hanukkah is a great holiday for those eager to trick others into converting!
Is Twitter the right place to wish Julian Schnabel a Happy Hannukah?
Since #scotus is going to rule corporations have relig rights, I’m seeking advice on which corps to invite over for 1st night of hannukah.
I’m thankful there’s no Adam Sandler movie about a Hanukkah/Thanksgiving crossover.
Chappy Chanukah! Thappy Thanksgiving! Merry Thanksgivikah!
apparently my hannukah list is “morbid and undoable” pic.twitter.com/nokV1dLPzM
Nathan Rabin @nathanrabin
I mean, nobody needs to declare war on Hannukah cause Hannukah has already lost. It’s the Falkland Islands of Jewish holidays.
Bill Prady @billprady
Everybody’s talking about Hannukah falling during Thanksgiving, but I’ve heard precious little about the rare Emmys during Sukkot.
John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
In a post-Gadaffi world, Hannukah is the only thing that gets to have 4 legal spellings.
Standing here in Times Square waiting for the Chanukah candles to drop at midnight. So excited!
It’s the night before Hanukkah and all through the house there was a creature stirring, it’s your mom. She’s both cold and hot.
If you attach a glove to every branch of a Menorah you still can’t hi-five an octopus in one fell swoop.