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The 8 Sins of Bull Durham

1. Lollygaging the ball around the infield.
2. Lollygaging your way down to first.
3. Lollygaging in and out of the dugout.
4. You know what that makes you? A lollygagger!
5. Thinking: don’t think; it can only hurt the ball club.
6. Announcing your presence with authority!
7. Striking everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they’re fascist.
8. Holding the ball so hard. It’s an egg. Hold it like an egg.

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