Tag Archive | 31

31 (or 32) Flavors

Ah, you guys, I’ve just discovered that Baskin Robbins had 32 original flavors, not 31. WHAT. I don’t even know. I’m just gonna list them here and let the controversy propel this blog to stardom. Here goes. Banana Nut Fudge Black Walnut Burgundy Cherry Butterscotch Ribbon Cherry Macaroon Chocolate Chocolate Almond Chocolate Chip Chocolate Fudge […]

Day 31: Looking Back on the Whole 30

I’ve just completed my most successful Whole 30 yet–only 2 small slips in 30 days. That’s no alcohol, no grains, no dairy, no soy, no added sugar (in any form), no alcohol, no caffeine. Both my slips were, of course, sugar-related. I’m insanely proud of myself, because I flamed out in spectacular fashion on previous […]

5.31: Running with the Apostle of Hustle

Went out for a run at 8:30 tonight; it was still 87 degrees but a nice breeze was up. I decided to run to an album, something I don’t usually do. Most of these tracks aren’t necessarily the kind of high energy tracks I run to, but the goal was to run easy anyway, so […]

31 Seasonally Delightful Tweets

Michael Ian Black ‏@michaelianblack Christ may have risen but I haven’t gotten my ass off the couch for nine hours Ugh: I hid three dozen raw eggs in the house last night after taking Ambien and now I can’t find them. Mary Charlene so far no one has commented on the fact that my Easter bonnet […]

31 Reasons to Get More Sleep

1. Sleep deprivation is a torture technique used on POWs. You don’t want to live your life as a POW, do you? 2. Sleepiness is a force for evil on a large scale. You know who was sleepy? The dude driving the Exxon Valdez. 3. And evil on a local scale (like on your street), […]

31 Ways To Pray

Breathe deep and pay attention: feel the air enter your lungs. Remember to say thank you when you see the hills on the horizon, the river flowing to meet them. Plant a tree. Kiss your dog’s head. Go smell some vanilla. On your birthday, donate your age in dollars to improve someone else’s life. Light […]